PREMIERES: Hannibal - Feb 28th

princessofthemindpalace:

I love how Hannibal has been making cannibal jokes for 2 seasons and no one has noticed but as soon as Will starts making them Jack is like whoa there friend

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Things school has taught me:

relahvant:

shulamithbond:

tagyouareit:

dra3nei:

• Grades are more important than your morals,emotional & physical health

• How to hate people in general
• To want to quit life weekly
• How to text/eat in class without getting caught
• Why I will never amount to anything

mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

the magna carta was signed in 1215

NEVER reveal you have gum

Posted 12 hours ago · via · © · with 295,609 notes

squidsqueen:

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.

Posted 12 hours ago · via · © · with 502,785 notes

crustpunkfightsback:

*DJs at a high school prom*

*only plays gangnam style*

*plays gangnam style at half speed when they request a slow song*

Posted 12 hours ago · via · © · with 117,153 notes

alwaysdownandout:

The season of leg shaving is upon us.

Posted 14 hours ago · via · © · with 40,389 notes

illumahottie:

Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

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Faction Mottos

Dauntless: yolo
Amity: ily
Candor: tbh
Erudite: fyi
Abnegation: wbu
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dendropsyche:

Oh, wait, you said ”SEND NUDES”? I thought you said “SEND NUKES” hahaha whoops uh i guess you should evacuate your city or something

Posted 15 hours ago · via · © · with 89,897 notes
Biggest lie told in schools: Bullying will not be tolerated.
Posted 15 hours ago · via · © · with 212,483 notes

hiddlestoner-hobbit:

Ok so I may lose followers for this but I truly believe that tumblr is a racist and hetrophobic place. Straight people and white people have feeling too. You cant help what colour, sexuality etc you are no matter what it is.

Posted 15 hours ago · via · © · with 10 notes

"You do anything fun Saturday night?"

Posted 15 hours ago · via · © · with 23,735 notes

incredulousbeliever:

dionthesocialist:

It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve lost control of our life.

You don’t go to Denny’s. You end up at Denny’s.

Posted 16 hours ago · via · © · with 351,742 notes

voldemo:

"your password is weak"

You’re the weak one
And you’ll never know love, or friendship
And I feel sorry for you

Posted 16 hours ago · via · © · with 3,554 notes
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