PREMIERES: Hannibal - Feb 28th
I love how Hannibal has been making cannibal jokes for 2 seasons and no one has noticed but as soon as Will starts making them Jack is like whoa there friend
• Grades are more important than your morals,emotional & physical health
• How to hate people in general
• To want to quit life weekly
• How to text/eat in class without getting caught
• Why I will never amount to anything
mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
the magna carta was signed in 1215
NEVER reveal you have gum
when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”
When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.
*DJs at a high school prom*
*only plays gangnam style*
*plays gangnam style at half speed when they request a slow song*
The season of leg shaving is upon us.
Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.
Oh, wait, you said ”SEND NUDES”? I thought you said “SEND NUKES” hahaha whoops uh i guess you should evacuate your city or something
Ok so I may lose followers for this but I truly believe that tumblr is a racist and hetrophobic place. Straight people and white people have feeling too. You cant help what colour, sexuality etc you are no matter what it is.
It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve lost control of our life.
You don’t go to Denny’s. You end up at Denny’s.
"your password is weak"
You’re the weak one
And you’ll never know love, or friendship
And I feel sorry for you